Let's Talk About Ralph and Vanellope

These two make my heart hurt.

The Mediocre Now

I mean, I dunno if I'd say it's spectacular.

The Way, Way Too Confusing of a Title

*Seriously. What does The Way, Way Back even mean???

The Kings of Oh-My-God-It's-May-Stop-Snowing-Already

Summer. Sigh. Such a distant memory.

Monty Python and the Fractured Ankle

* alternatively: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

as told by a momentary cripple